献给光光节

总有几个节日对某些人来说是值得特别关注的，就像远在他乡的人开始对重阳节的潜意识的关注，光光节至少对某些人别有一番意义。可惜通常的情况是，等到过了这一天，光光们才恍然大悟：什么，今天是光光节？而另外一批非光光们由于久经沙场，断然不会犯这样严重的失忆错误。

基于类似的理由，我相信写blog的人以光光居多。

套用一句：光光这事，说得好就是“单身”，说的不好就是“光棍”。

老同学相遇，经常被问的一句就是”有gf了没？“ 答：否。被问得烦了，就先把问题抛给别人，不料碰到过一位本科同学一番高论，他说“男人30岁以前有gf算是失败。一个人在30岁以前不好好独自享受人生，等结婚了以后就一辈子也别指望了。”这话说得也够沧桑了，但实在也想不出比这更好的安慰理由。

不过我相信独处时的自由是最好的理由，只是这话出自一个光光之口缺少说服力。

摘抄一段经典对白，以前在《大学英语》杂志上看过：

A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," lets her.

A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, gets mad.

A man is a person who, if a woman says to him, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad, says, "Now what are you mad about?"

A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" says, "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you."

A man is a person who, if a woman says to him, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?", and she says, "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you", whines "How can I know what the problem is if you don't tell me?"

A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" and she says, "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you", and he whines "How can I know what the problem is if you don't tell me?", says "OK, let's talk about it".
A man is a person who, if a woman says to him, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?", and she says, "If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you", and he whines "How can I know what the problem is if you don't tell me?" and she says "OK, let's talk about it", turns on the television and watches cartoons.